Have you heard about the office barbecue? Sounds a bit bizarre, but yes, there is a season when you confront the office barbeque. You’ve all certainly heard of potluck which is simple and straight where everyone gets food from home and the entire office has a gala party with every family’s culinary skill being given a fair chance. However an office barbecue takes place on the weekend at the office or a recreational spot. Let’s take a look at what you need to confront on such a dreaded afternoon.
Here are some rare gadgets you just might come across at an Office Barbecue.
You don’t have to have dressed chicken when you go to your next Office Barbeque. Just carry the new Mini Slaughtercue along with you together with a couple of live chicken. Just set up the Slaughtercue and feed the live chicken in. The Slaughtercue takes over and de-feathers the chicken completely. It automatically cuts up the dressed chicken and barbecues it. With options for boneless meat, where the bone and meat are separated automatically, you are in for some lip-smacking chicken. A larger version that can process goats is in the offing. This gadget is a steal at $499.
No office barbeque is complete without booze flowing. This amazing portable gadget eliminates the cumbersome process of opening your drink bottles. Just place the bottle in the designated area in the gadget and turn it on, and a high speed drill gets to work and drills a perfect hole at the bottom of the bottle and the liquor flows out till the bottle is empty. Have your colleagues ready with glasses to collect their share as once the flow begins it just can’t be plugged. You need to use the entire quantity. For people who don’t like their booze straight, there is a provision for soda to be dispensed in a similar way! Introductory price is $399.
This gadget is an all time favorite and best suits people who insist on getting drunk at any party. There are bound to be a couple of tipplers who may want to use this special gadget. It is the Robotic Foodfeeder and it can be set up at your office in a matter of minutes. Exercise patience and guide your drunken colleagues to the Robot who then takes over. It is designed to pry open the human mouth and put food in at regular intervals (giving enough time for the drunken souls to masticate) and can dispense 20 hearty meals in as many minutes. It is available at a bargain price of $999.
This is a must for any office barbecue. Imagine a situation while you are eating and you have both your hand full and your back turns terribly itchy. You don’t have to bother to get your hands free if you have the Automatic Backscratcher installed – just turn it on with your elbow and have your back scratched. The special robotic arm designed to swivel 1800 takes over and what you get is a perfect scratch. The relief you get cannot be described in words. The introductory offer comes with an additional lower back scratcher attachment that is free of charge. Incredible summer sale offer – $299.
Nosedigger cum prober-extractor
This amazing device is brought to you from the manufacturers of the Automatic Backscratcher. Picture yourself in a similar situation where your hands are tied and you get the urge to dig your nose. Just position yourself in front of this device and the long reaching arm that has five shapely fingers will automatically select the size of finger best suited for your nostril. With options to have both nostrils worked on simultaneously (the work gets done faster) it is a must have at any office barbecue. It comes with a bottle of super cleanser that has a refreshing smell and thoroughly cleans the fingers after each use. Introductory price – $199 with an extra set of fingers free of charge.